This review is about the new and only good Zombie movie. Zombie Land. Written by Rhett Reese its about a type of disease that morphs people into... well dead but still alive people. error go zombies. It all started when the Mad cow disease started to morph and will now effect people. So pretty much if you get infected with this disease... your in trouble.
It all starts off with a geeky gamer named Columbus. His next door neighbor is really hot (and she is) and since he doesnt know her name he calls her 406 (since thats her address for her apartment). But one day he was lucky. When he was playing a videogame theres a loud banging on the door. He got close to the door to see who it was and it was........... not a zombie it was 406. She was freaked out because this weird hobo ( hobo zombie) tryed to bite her (which did happen). So Columbus tryed to calm her down with some "Code Red" Mountain Dew. It helped, and in return she kissed him on the cheek. Well she fell asleep on his chest thinking "THIS IS AWESOME". It was for a while. When he woke up she was gone. When he got up she jumped at him. Guess what she is. A ZOMBIE. As he was getting chased around his apartment the freak followed wanting his flesh. He stumbled and fell into the bathroom doorway. 406 fell down to. It gave Columbus enough time to grab the top plate that was on his toilet and smack her with it. As he got up he ran for his life. 406 somehow followed. 406 was quickly charging at him and with one smack she fell down dead (you could say that since technically she was already dead but heh it is a moive). He ran for his life outside. He figured he had to get away from the town because of the Zombies (he thought that only his town was infected) So he headed to Maine to find his parents. They never had a good relationship together so he was a bit nervous.
And That brings us to the beginning of the movie. Columbus had to fuel up his car when all of a sudden a zombie pops out. Another thing is Columbus had rules to stay alive in this Zombie world. For example. One is "cardio". To be built up for sprinting because them zombies will run 
after you. So Columbus gets chased around the parking lot trying to unlock his car to get in. After the mehem that he goes through he finds out that his car was unlocked. As he got into the car what do you know a zombie hid in the back. Rule #2 "seat belts". Because of that rule he rams his car into a house and the zombie goes flying out the windsheild. He's safe... for now. But as the movie progresses he finds friends along the way. Tallhasse (Woody Harrelson) a cowboyish man that isnt afarid of this apoctaliptyic end for humanity. All he wants in return..... is a twinkie. His son was lost during the rampages with the zombies so he also just kills the zombies for that. Then theres Little Rock (Abigail Breslin) was a tiny but furious zombie and back stabbing killer. Her partner in crime is Wichita (Emma Stone) her sister. Their both mischevious and quick thinking but their no match alone. When Tallahasse and Columbus Find them in a mini market (since Tallahasse wanted a twinkie) they help Wichita with her little sister. She was affected by one of the zombies. So Wichita wanted Tallahasse to shoot her sister. Then right when he was about to pull the trigger Wichita wanted it to shoot her own sister. I know who would want to shoot their sibling. Then Wichita turns away and points the gun at Columbus and Tallahasse. They left them alone without any weapons and a car. But Tallahasse finds another car (hummer) with tons of weapons (A.K.A UZI's and Automatics) Columbus and Talahasse find their old car but yet again were trapped by the 2 girls. But the somehow join but the only way the girls would join up is if the dudes take them to the amusement park in Washington.
after you. So Columbus gets chased around the parking lot trying to unlock his car to get in. After the mehem that he goes through he finds out that his car was unlocked. As he got into the car what do you know a zombie hid in the back. Rule #2 "seat belts". Because of that rule he rams his car into a house and the zombie goes flying out the windsheild. He's safe... for now. But as the movie progresses he finds friends along the way. Tallhasse (Woody Harrelson) a cowboyish man that isnt afarid of this apoctaliptyic end for humanity. All he wants in return..... is a twinkie. His son was lost during the rampages with the zombies so he also just kills the zombies for that. Then theres Little Rock (Abigail Breslin) was a tiny but furious zombie and back stabbing killer. Her partner in crime is Wichita (Emma Stone) her sister. Their both mischevious and quick thinking but their no match alone. When Tallahasse and Columbus Find them in a mini market (since Tallahasse wanted a twinkie) they help Wichita with her little sister. She was affected by one of the zombies. So Wichita wanted Tallahasse to shoot her sister. Then right when he was about to pull the trigger Wichita wanted it to shoot her own sister. I know who would want to shoot their sibling. Then Wichita turns away and points the gun at Columbus and Tallahasse. They left them alone without any weapons and a car. But Tallahasse finds another car (hummer) with tons of weapons (A.K.A UZI's and Automatics) Columbus and Talahasse find their old car but yet again were trapped by the 2 girls. But the somehow join but the only way the girls would join up is if the dudes take them to the amusement park in Washington. They join together as a family that Columbus never had and take on some weird challenges along the way to the park you'll just have to see the movie to find out what happens to them. Do they live or die. You'll just have to see Zombie Land
